3 reasons why Johnny Manziel won’t win the Heisman

1.  He’s Johnny Manziel.

Since winning the Heisman last year, Manziel has lived a life that Justin Bieber would envy.  He has posted photos of himself enjoying his winnings at a casino and being surrounded by hot young babes.  He was also thrown out of a fraternity party in Austin, Texas, home of the University of Texas’ main campus.  UT-A is also Texas A&M’s biggest rival, so it was a double slap in the face for UT-A, which didn’t offer Manziel a scholarship even though he was a diehard Longhorns fan growing up.  Karma is such a bitch.

These actions also show that Johnny Football has something modern sports journalists don’t: a set of balls.  And the pussies in the media don’t like that.

2.  He’s white.

That’s right.  Manziel is getting discriminated against by the media because he is white.  If we just look at his statistics, there is no way the Manziel should be 3rd or 4th in media reports.  All of his stats surpass not only Mariota’s, Winston’s, and everyone else’s.  They also surpass his stats from last year when he won the Heisman.  Never mind the fact that Texas A&M plays in the SEC, which boasts some of the top defenses in the country.

Rush Limbaugh said it best, the media is very desirous of a successful black quarterback.  If race wasn’t an issue, or if Manziel were black, the media would be telling us how he is the greatest college QB ever!!!  Instead, he is on the outside looking in at a race between Marcus Mariota of Oregon and Jameis Winston of Florida State.*

3.  Anti-SEC bias

A team from the SEC has won the last 7 BCS championships, and Alabama is in line to win another one this year.  The SEC has been so dominant that in 2011 the championship game featured 2 teams from the SEC.  The SEC can also boast that 4 of the last 6 Heisman trophy winners played for SEC schools.

This dominance must rub the liberal bi-coastal sports journalists the wrong way.  After all, everyone knows that the South is full of backwards, redneck, racist bigots.  How can those backwards rednecks keep winning titles and awards?

* Last weekend, Mariota and Winston both had sub-par performances as Oregon lost to Stanford and the FSU defense carried that team in a drubbing of Wake Forest.  Manziel still isn’t the frontrunner, and a kid from Baylor is now in the mix because RGIII!!!

That explains it…

I used to like going to the movies.  I would go to a new movie every week or two, and I never missed the ‘blockbuster’ movies during the summer.

But in the last few years, I just can’t get excited about a new movie the way I used to.  This might explain why:

Save the cat.

Yeah, that explains why every movie I see today has the exact same plot.  And why I don’t care to go to the movies much anymore.

David and Goliath

Everyone has probably heard of David and Goliath, especially if they are sports fans. Manypeople understand that the expression “David versus Goliath” means the little guy taking on the big guy, and that the little guy has a very slim chance of winning.

But few understand the actual Biblical story of this encounter. It is found in the first book of Samuel, chapter 17. In verse 4 we read that Goliath was the champion of the Philistines, ancient rivals of Israel. The armies of the Philistines and the Israelites were on opposite sides of a battlefield, and every day for forty days Goliath issued the following challenge: if one of the Israelites could defeat him in battle, the Philistines would become servants of Israel. However, if Goliath defeated the champion of Israel, the Israelites would become the servants of the Philistines.

This arrangement was fairly common in ancient warfare. Often, the champions of each side would meet in battle in the middle. The winning champion was deemed to have won the battle for his side. It was a way to fight a war without losing too many of your men.  An example of this was filmed for the movie Troy; in the beginning of the movie Achilles defeats the champion of Greece’s enemy and thus wins the battle for the Greek king.

In verse 11, we read that Saul and the other Israelites were afraid of Goliath. I can’t say I blame them. Goliath stood almost ten feet tall, wore heavy bronze armor, and carried a huge spear. David enters the story when he arrives to bring food to three of his brothers who are in Saul’s army. He hears the challenge of Goliath, and is incensed that a pagan would dare to challenge the army of the chosen people of God.

David asks what the rewards are for killing Goliath, and is told that Saul will give him riches, his daughter, and make his father’s house free from taxes and service (1 Samuel 17:25). Saul receives word of David’s questioning, and sends for him. David volunteers to fight Goliath, and Saul tries to dissuade him and insists that David cannot win. David tells Saul that he has killed lions and bears defending his father’s flocks, and gives credit to God for enabling him to kill the lions and bears; he then states that God will protect him from Goliath as well.

Saul relents and dresses David in his own armor and gives him his sword. But Saul’s armor is too large and heavy for the teenager, and David takes it off. David trades the armor and sword for his shepherd’s staff, a sling, and five smooth stones from a nearby brook. Thus armed, he goes off to face Goliath.

It is very important to note that the battle between David and Goliath isn’t just a physical battle, it is a spiritual battle as well. The Philistines were pagans, and their name is now synonymous with the terms pagan and barbarian. In modern usage, ‘Philistine’ is a derogatory term.

With regards to the size of Goliath, in Genesis chapter 6 it states that there were once “giants on the earth”. These giants were the descendants of the sons of God who lived with the daughters of men. The term ‘sons of God’ is used in other books of the Bible, and always refers to angels. So, these angels defied God and left their heavenly abode. They had children with human women, and these children “were the mighty men of old, men of reknown”. Goliath was the descendant of one of these mighty men, a descendant of the offspring of fallen angels (also known as demons).

So, on one side we have the pagan/barbarian descendant of fallen angels, Goliath, who is challenging the armies of the chosen people of God. On the other side, we have a teenage boy with nothing more than a stick and some stones*. Goliath has the best armor a man can buy. David’s weapons were free. And herein lies the key to the entire battle.

For David is not clad in man-made armor. He does not carry a well-forged sword. Those are instruments of war, made by men. David carries a stick and stones*, made by God. In this way, David represents God’s judgment upon Goliath and the Philistines. David will get no endorsement deal with the ancient equivalent of Nike if he wins, no statements of how he “Just Did It” using their ancient Nike-brand armor and weapons. No, if David wins the glory belongs to God and not to a man. In actuality, the story of David and Goliath represents not the triumph of David over Goliath, but of God over those who defied Him.

If you are wondering how David could win using only a sling and a stone, it is helpful to know that slings were very effective weapons in the ancient world. Projectiles launched from a sling could reach speeds of up to 90 meters per second, and slings were one of the most accurate of the ancient ranged weapons. Add to this the possibility that Goliath may have been so confident of victory that he didn’t see the need to wear a helmet, and …

So as the story goes, David slew Goliath with a stone. Well, not quite. The text says that “the stone sank into Goliath’s forehead”, but he wasn’t dead. He was stunned and fell forward to the ground. David then used Goliath’s own sword to kill him and cut off his head. Seeing that Goliath was dead, the armies of the Philistines fled. Victory belonged to God and Israel.

The story of David and Goliath takes up the entire chapter of 1 Samuel 17, if you would like to read it for yourself.

* As an interesting aside, this may be where the saying “sticks and stones won’t break my bones” originated.

Those wonderful immigrants.

This article really got my goat today:

GOP should remember: Data show immigrants enforce, not threaten, US values

According to the Pew Research Center, 46 percent of Americans believe “the growing number of newcomers threaten traditional American values.” But the data show otherwise. Newcomers reinforce – not undermine – American values.

So, what are these “American values” that these immigrants enforce?  According to the author of this article, they are:

  1. Knowledge of American history and civics.
  2. Willingness to defend one’s country (patriotism).
  3. Law abidance.
  4. Religiosity.
  5. Intact families.
  6. Doing well in school.
  7. Starting businesses.

Let’s take a closer look at them.

Studies show that immigrants applying for citizenship surpass American citizens on tests of knowledge of American history and civics. To take one example, in a 2012 telephone poll, Xavier University researchers found that 35 percent of Americans failed the civics section of the US naturalization test. In contrast, 97.5 percent of immigrants applying for citizenship passed the test in 2012.

Of course immigrants applying for citizenship surpass American citizens on these tests.  They are required to know these things in order to get their citizenship.  In fact, here is the list of requirements that have to be met for someone to be eligible for U.S. Citizenship:

If you are a green card holder of at least 5 years, you must meet the following requirements in order to apply for naturalization:

  • Be 18 or older at the time of filing
  • Be a green card holder for at least 5 years immediately preceding the date of filing the Form N-400, Application for Naturalization
  • Have lived within the state, or USCIS district with jurisdiction over the applicant’s place of residence, for at least 3 months prior to the date of filing the application
  • Have continuous residence in the United States as a green card holder for at least 5 years immediately preceding the date of filing the application
  • Be physically present in the United States for at least 30 months out of the 5 years immediately preceding the date of filing the application
  • Reside continuously within the United States from the date of application for naturalization up to the time of naturalization
  • Be able to read, write, and speak English and have knowledge and an understanding of U.S. history and government (civics).
  • Be a person of good moral character, attached to the principles of the Constitution of the United States, and well disposed to the good order and happiness of the United States during all relevant periods under the law

So there you have it.  People who wish to become U.S. citizens are required to know these things in order to become citizens.  Is it that surprising that they then study hard to pass an exam that determines whether or not they become citizens?  I think not.  And it’s not hard to do better than most U.S. citizens on these exams, as the educational system in the U.S. no longer teaches history to students; it is too busy teaching things like the benefits of ‘diversity’ and how to put a condom on a banana.

The article then goes off the rails on a Crazy Train:

The willingness to defend one’s country is generally considered a reliable measure of patriotism. As General George S. Patton once said, “The highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is that of bearing arms for one’s country.”

Immigrants have served with distinction in the US military in every major armed conflict since the Revolutionary War. And according to the Center for Naval Analysis, the three-month attrition rate of non-citizen soldiers is nearly twice that of US citizens.

Sounds like we all need to do our part.  After all, “Service Guarantees Citizenship”:

Many thousands of men and women have made the journey from non-citizen immigrant to citizen while fighting, and sometimes dying, in the US military. The Pentagon estimates that roughly 8,000 non-citizens join the military every year, which can be a path to citizenship.

Do you know what they call non-citizens who fight in other countries’ militaries?  Mercenaries.  And why do they do this?  For “private gain and material compensation substantially in excess of that promised or paid to combatants of similar ranks and functions in the armed forces of that Party.”  These immigrant mercenaries aren’t fighting in our military because they love the United States, they fight for the benefits that they will obtain from doing so.

Law abidance is another basic marker of good citizenship. And studies show that both legal and illegal immigrants are less likely than the native born to break the law. That was the conclusion of a 2010 Cato Institute report, which cited a 2008 study by the Public Policy Institute of California (PPIC), the state with the highest number of immigrants. It found that “US-born men have an institutionalization rate that is 10 times higher than that of foreign-born men.”

Overall, the PPIC researchers found that American-born adult men are two-and-a-half times more likely to be incarcerated than foreign-born men, including both legal and illegal immigrants. The Cato report cites Harvard sociologist Robert Sampson, who in 2006 concluded that immigrants have not increased crime in America, and that they could actually be part of the reason why crime has decreased so much.

The problem with this assertion is that there is too much missing here to prove the authors thesis.  Where are the foreign-born men from?  What is their socioeconomic background?  Are we comparing poor black men to educated men who came here from China and India?  If so, it stands to reason that a college professor from China isn’t going to be incarcerated for selling drugs on the street.  The type of crime also matters:

Nevertheless, it is also fact that a disproportionately high percentage of illegal aliens are criminals and sexual predators. That is part of the dark side of illegal immigration and when we simply allow the “good’ in we get the “bad” along with them. Ignoring the fact that just being an illegal alien already makes one a criminal, the question is, how much really “bad” is acceptable and what price are we willing to pay in terms of the collateral damage being inflicted by simply allowing all of them in?

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Nevertheless, it is also fact that a disproportionately high percentage of illegal aliens are criminals and sexual predators. That is part of the dark side of illegal immigration and when we simply allow the “good’ in we get the “bad” along with them. Ignoring the fact that just being an illegal alien already makes one a criminal, the question is, how much really “bad” is acceptable and what price are we willing to pay in terms of the collateral damage being inflicted by simply allowing all of them in?

Kinda blows away that whole ‘law abidance’ thing, doesn’t it?

Religiosity is also a traditional American value. In his book “Democracy in America,” Alexis De Tocqueville wrote: “Religion in America … must be regarded as the foremost of the political institutions of that country.” Legal immigrants are more religious than native-born Americans. The most important recent shift in religious observance has been the rise of the “nones” – those with no religious affiliation, whose share of the adult population reached 20 percent in 2012, according to the Pew Forum. In contrast, a May 2013 Pew Form survey found that only 14 percent of legal immigrants are religiously unaffiliated, a share that has remained relatively stable over many years.

Religiosity is defined as “a comprehensive sociological term used to refer to the numerous aspects of religious activity, dedication, and belief (religious doctrine).”  That is, religiosity refers to how many times one goes to religious services, practicing certain rituals, revering certain symbols, and the fervor of one’s beliefs in certain doctrines about deities and the afterlife.

Religiosity is not an American value.  Christianity is.  Note that one does not have to be a Christian to meet the author’s definition of religiosity.  Hindus, Buddhists, and Muslims all go to religious services, practice certain rituals, and have beliefs about deities and the afterlife.  However, practitioners of those religions do not believe in the Christian God.  Many of the Hindu gods are barbaric, Buddhists don’t believe there is a god, and followers of Islam worship a moon god.  Suffice it to say that they are not going to have the same values and mores as a Christian.  And the fact is that the U.S. was founded by white Christians, for white Christians.

Also, as former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush pointed out in a recent speech, immigrants’ families are more likely to be intact than those of native-born Americans. According to the Census Bureau’s most recent data, 39 percent of births to native-born Americans are to unwed mothers, while just 24 percent of births to foreign-born mothers are out of wedlock.

Intact families are not an American value.  The divorce rate in the U.S. is around 50%, so this claim is false.  Intact families used to be valued in this country, at least until the government got involved in marriages.  No-fault divorce and other institutional changes since the 1960s have eroded the legal support for marriage and family structure.

In many cases, native-born Americans aren’t doing as well in school as the children of recent immigrants. A February Pew Research Center survey found that immigrants’ children are more likely than the general population to have a bachelor’s degree (36 percent to 31 percent). The report also found that “second-generation Hispanics and Asians place more importance than does the general public on hard work and career success.”

Note that phrase, recent immigrants.  It is quite possible that this study included foreigners who came here to get their degree and remained in the U.S. after graduation.  Not to mention the affirmative-action programs that favor immigrants and foreigners over native-born students.

Finally, native-born Americans start fewer businesses than immigrants. In fact, they were half as likely as foreign-born Americans to start a new business in 2011.

There’s a big reason why immigrants are more likely to start a new business: the federal government subsidizes immigrant businesses with low-interest loans and grant programs.  For example, ever wonder why so many hotels and motels are run by immigrants?  I would start such a business, but I am not “economically disadvantaged” because I am white and male.

All in all, this is an opinion piece that is backed up by cherry-picked articles that seem to reinforce the author’s point: that the Republicans in Congress should pass an immigration bill that will let more immigrants into the country.  Personally, I was stunned that this was written by someone affiliated with the Christian Science Monitor.  So much for that news site being ‘conservative’.

The real 47%

The good news is, MORE JOBS:

The Labor Department reported that the economy gained 195,000 jobs in June, which beat economists’ expectations. The Department also reported that the economy gained 70,000 more jobs in April and May than it originally estimated.

The bad news is, only 47%of Americans have a full time job.  And this will only get worse as Obamacare causes businesses to shift their employees from full time positions to part time positions to avoid being hit with the penalty tax.

God Bless America…